Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

Body comparisons. 

apolonisaphrodisia:

Breaching -Shark teeth corset - Sarah Garzoni

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

really really really laughing out loud

Sky Ferreira - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
929,507 plays

thehornygatsby:

HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS

THAT CELLO

awwww-cute:

Wild fox becomes friends with dog and cat


That’s it, I’m dead. Bye.

awwww-cute:

Wild fox becomes friends with dog and cat

That’s it, I’m dead. Bye.

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

This show is so amazing

The Internet is wonderful

The Internet is wonderful